We’re less than a week away from 11.11 – Singles’ Day, for the bachelors who are unaware. What was once a mope-fest about how unwanted you are has now become a nationwide frenzy to camp before an open laptop, with a right hand at the ready: bagging the best of online shopping deals at Lazada’s 11.11 Shopping Festival. (Sorry, we just had to bring out the dirtbag in you.)

With tens of thousands of gatherers virtual-shopping with you en masse, are you really alone?

At its worst, this would just be a really handy distraction for the day. Now stick with us, read about the most ‘add to cart’ worthy deals we’ve sifted out, and don’t lose out on the good stuff.

Great Discount Pit Stops

Here are some merchants offering storewide discounts on Lazada this 11.11. It’d be wise to make these your first stops. Looking at you, technophiles.

Apple Official Store

35% discount across all Beats products? Hear, hear! Whether you prefer keeping your gear round your neck or going wireless, there’s something for all you guys. There are even some slick shades of red to go beautifully with your iPhone.

Parisilk Electronics

Are you in the market for a new Smart TV for your Netflixing pleasures? Or maybe you’re keeping an eye out on fitness bands to rev up your workouts. Parisilk Electronics has you covered on all grounds. Enjoy up to 60% off on all items – an incredible deal you can’t afford to miss.

Marshall Official Store

Nothing completes the sleek interior of your manspace like a Marshall speaker. Better yet, go for a Bluetooth-enabled one and have your favourite tunes surround the house at 40% discount. Now there’ll be nothing chorish about doing the dishes.

Blink-and-Miss-It Flash Sale

The race is on for the best deals on 11.11 and may the fastest fingers win. Keep tabs on the following deals to make sure you really get the most bang for your buck.

LAZADA EXCLUSIVE: Logitech G Pro Series

Don’t let your budget constraint your full gaming potential. At 10% discount, enjoy Logitech’s G Pro Series and upgrade your gaming setup.

50% off: Dell monitor

Dell’s S2418H monitor will go for HALF-PRICE for a limited time only. Now you can Netflix and Chill solo and bask in your own company with more desktop real estate.

Dyson Fans

Gents, we know how hard you work. For the amounts of time you spend slogging at your desk, consider investing in a Dyson desk fan this Singles’ Day and let the air (and hopefully, ideas) flow.

Microsoft Surface Go (128GB)

Whether you need to go overseas, go out to meet a client, or simply just have to go (to the toilet), this 10” tablet gives laptop-level performance at insane level portability. It’ll include a Type Cover (U.P. $1016) at $?88. Reveal the ‘?’ on 11.11 on Lazada.

If you need more reasons to justify upping your tech game, every $50 spent on Lazada this 11.11 gives you one chance to enter the draw to win a Jeep Renegade. Now that’s an epic cure to drive the singlehood blues away.